iblamedanandphil:

Baby: R… R…

Mom: Roll!? Run!?

Baby: R…

Mom: Ring!?

Baby: R… R… Rise and shine, motherfucker its a brand new day! Are you gonna stay in bed like a wuss? Or are you gonna get up and grab life by the titballs? Are you a wuss!? Are you a wuss!? Is. You. A. Wuss!? You are gonna jump up in 3, 2, 1.